WEBVTT 00:00.040 --> 00:00.880 line:83% position:50% size:80% ,. 00:00.880 --> 00:02.799 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% There's this aul' lad across the way. 00:02.799 --> 00:05.200 line:83% position:50% size:80% Mad Johnny Adare looking prick. 00:05.200 --> 00:07.639 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% His little young fella runs out of the garden, fuckin' nappy on. 00:07.639 --> 00:09.640 line:83% position:50% size:80% He's like, here Wacker. 00:09.640 --> 00:14.359 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I don't think he called the kid Patrick as in Paddy Wack, Wacker. 00:14.359 --> 00:16.679 line:83% position:50% size:80% The kid's just called Wacker. 00:16.679 --> 00:19.920 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% Probably came out of the fuckin' womb with a smoke in his hand like the fuckin' General. 00:19.920 --> 00:22.160 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% There's a rusk darlin'. You look after yourself. 00:22.160 --> 00:25.600 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% Then again I could be wrong. Might wind up a fuckin' supreme court justice. 00:25.600 --> 00:29.440 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Chief Justice Wacker. What the fuck do I know. 00:32.039 --> 00:34.039 line:83% position:50% size:80% .,. 00:38.399 --> 00:39.920 line:83% position:50% size:80% TFI Friday. 00:39.920 --> 00:41.600 line:83% position:50% size:80% Thank fanny it's Friday. 00:41.600 --> 00:45.439 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% I actually think it's thank fuck it's Friday but I don't think that's as nice. 00:45.439 --> 00:46.920 line:83% position:50% size:80% What? 00:46.920 --> 00:49.759 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Well fuck her. If she can't hack it tell her to get her fuckin' jacket. 00:49.759 --> 00:51.000 line:83% position:50% size:80% Fuckin' dope. 00:51.000 --> 00:55.479 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I would be happier but I spent all day GHD-ing little dopes mullets. 00:55.479 --> 00:57.960 line:83% position:50% size:80% Does it look good? No. 00:57.960 --> 01:00.799 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Steve has a free gaf. I'd love to head straight over. 01:00.799 --> 01:03.359 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% But now I've to go and do this one's hair for her wedding. 01:03.359 --> 01:04.560 line:83% position:50% size:80% Six Dutch. 01:04.560 --> 01:08.120 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Which isn't until next week. But this is a dry run. 01:08.120 --> 01:10.599 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% A rehearsal. Free gaf. 01:10.599 --> 01:14.760 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% To see what it looks like. Spare me. I'm heading there now. 01:14.760 --> 01:19.439 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Six cans of cylindrical working class golden. Deadly. 01:20.040 --> 01:21.640 line:83% position:50% size:80% And a free gaf. 01:21.640 --> 01:23.439 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% The boys all wanted to go to the Belgard. 01:23.439 --> 01:27.120 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Told the to buzz over here. Only if we can watch Predator. 01:27.120 --> 01:29.719 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Boys love Predator. Get to the chopper. 01:29.719 --> 01:32.120 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Bought the little brother and his mates a few flagons of cider 01:32.120 --> 01:36.120 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% and sent them on their merry way to terrorise the good people of Tallaght. 01:36.120 --> 01:37.480 line:83% position:50% size:80% DOORBELL. 01:37.480 --> 01:41.760 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% The noise of them pricks. Do you want a hammer! 01:43.200 --> 01:45.719 line:83% position:50% size:80% # Here come the girls. 01:45.719 --> 01:48.239 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Fuck me, those young ones are all crazy. 01:48.239 --> 01:50.879 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I went over to do her hair and there was loads there. 01:50.879 --> 01:53.079 line:83% position:50% size:80% A kind of pre-hens hens night. 01:53.079 --> 01:55.079 line:83% position:50% size:80% Drinking margaritas and all. 01:55.079 --> 01:57.400 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I did her hair and I had a few myself. 01:57.400 --> 02:00.159 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% This one, complete scangbag I went to school with, 02:00.159 --> 02:02.519 line:83% position:50% size:80% starts pulling out pornos to watch. 02:02.519 --> 02:06.400 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Here. Do yis wanna watch these pornos. 02:06.400 --> 02:09.719 line:83% position:50% size:80% Complete filth. Great craic. 02:09.719 --> 02:11.400 line:83% position:50% size:80% Watching porn, eh. 02:11.400 --> 02:13.439 line:83% position:50% size:80% Girl on girl action, eh. 02:13.439 --> 02:15.879 line:83% position:50% size:80% Calling over to me, eh. 02:16.000 --> 02:18.680 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Told the boys to do a Danny and leg it. 02:18.680 --> 02:21.719 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% It's called a Danny cos Turner's aul' lad is called Danny 02:21.719 --> 02:25.159 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% and he legged it on Mrs. Turner. Tragic. 02:25.199 --> 02:29.479 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Got stick but fuck it. Leggin' it with your mottser. 02:29.520 --> 02:33.800 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Fuck off. I'm getting a ride, yis bunch of queers. 02:37.759 --> 02:39.199 line:83% position:50% size:80% Jaysus. 02:39.199 --> 02:41.599 line:83% position:50% size:80% They slag me about her. Sarah like. 02:41.599 --> 02:46.439 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% Gargling earlier, Jimmy was reminding me about years ago when I was younger. 02:52.439 --> 02:56.680 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I got Sean and Pearse on the case to invite Sarah and all her mates. 02:56.680 --> 03:02.479 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% Doing sideways invites so as not to arouse suspicion that I wanted her to come. 03:02.479 --> 03:05.800 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% What size is your rock? I'll fuckin' show you me rock. 03:05.800 --> 03:08.280 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Laid out second hand carpet from Debbie Wallace's aul' lad 03:08.280 --> 03:10.120 line:83% position:50% size:80% so as mine wouldn't get fucked up. 03:10.120 --> 03:13.759 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Stocked the gaf full of deadlies, got DJ to play the decks. 03:13.759 --> 03:18.400 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% All this just to get Sarah to notice me. 03:18.400 --> 03:23.120 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Just to come to my part and think I'm fuckin' deadly. 03:24.680 --> 03:26.639 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Of course only her mates showed up. 03:26.639 --> 03:28.719 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% My aul' one's carpet, despite my best efforts, 03:28.719 --> 03:30.599 line:83% position:50% size:80% still winds up getting fucked up. 03:30.599 --> 03:34.120 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I just wind up smiling at Sarah like a sap in school every day 03:34.120 --> 03:36.560 line:83% position:50% size:80% for the next 2 years. 03:38.280 --> 03:40.599 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Me and the boys were staring at her one day, 03:40.599 --> 03:42.879 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% sitting in the cloister of our school. 03:42.879 --> 03:45.479 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% She was just laughing and braiding the other girl's hair. 03:45.479 --> 03:49.599 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% I must've been really piking her out of it cos she turned around and it was a real.. 03:49.599 --> 03:52.599 line:83% position:50% size:80% What the fuck are you looking at? 03:52.919 --> 03:55.599 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Then one of the boys picked up a big rock and fucked it 03:55.599 --> 03:59.039 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% at the pond beside them and drowned them. 04:00.039 --> 04:02.039 line:83% position:50% size:80% TEXT MESSAGE. 04:05.319 --> 04:09.599 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% My bollocks I'm walking across that field on my own. 04:12.199 --> 04:16.120 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% The lamp post. Beside the cornice does he mean? 04:16.120 --> 04:20.560 line:83% position:50% size:80% Grand. Don't be late. 04:20.639 --> 04:23.240 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% He's always late. It's not that he doesn't care. 04:23.240 --> 04:26.639 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% It's just he's a flake. I forgive it most times. 04:26.639 --> 04:31.319 align:middle line:63% position:50% size:80% But I'm not standing at that lamp post for more than 10 minutes on my own. 04:31.319 --> 04:33.759 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Think I'll give him a few before I walk over. 04:33.759 --> 04:37.199 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Sure he's probably pissing about his gaf still. 04:38.160 --> 04:40.279 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% When we were younger everyone from all different estates 04:40.279 --> 04:44.160 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% used to come and drink at that lamp post because it was hidden. 04:44.160 --> 04:47.079 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% You could smoke and drink cans without your ma seeing. 04:47.079 --> 04:48.160 line:83% position:50% size:80% State of him. 04:48.160 --> 04:51.399 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% He was there slagging me and all my mates cos we were from Fetharcairn. 04:51.399 --> 04:55.480 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Thinking he was hilarious. He kept calling us birds. 04:55.480 --> 04:58.480 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Yeah, place was bleedin' full of birds. 05:00.079 --> 05:02.560 line:83% position:50% size:80% No, girls like. 05:03.199 --> 05:05.360 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Headwrecker who thought he was the shit. 05:05.360 --> 05:07.800 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I thought that's all there was to him but you see, 05:07.800 --> 05:09.040 line:83% position:50% size:80% there was this night.. 05:09.040 --> 05:13.279 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% My da, every Friday at 11.00 he'd walk past there on his way home from the pub. 05:13.279 --> 05:15.240 line:83% position:50% size:80% He lived around the corner. 05:15.240 --> 05:17.959 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% The girls would always give me the heads up so I'd hide. 05:17.959 --> 05:22.519 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% We don't get on because he doesn't live with me and my ma any more. 05:22.519 --> 05:25.560 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% He's not the greatest of drinkers and the last thing I'd want 05:25.560 --> 05:28.879 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% is for him to see me sculling cans in the corner. 05:28.879 --> 05:31.959 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Some dickhead from Glenshane started hassling him on his way home 05:31.959 --> 05:33.279 line:83% position:50% size:80% through the lane one night. 05:33.279 --> 05:36.160 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Taking the cans he had and playing keep away with them. 05:36.160 --> 05:39.040 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Like throwing them to each other over his head. 05:39.040 --> 05:41.959 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% It's a thing they do to alcos. Pricks. 05:41.959 --> 05:44.680 line:83% position:50% size:80% I wanted the ground to swallow me up. 05:44.680 --> 05:47.279 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I was hiding behind the wall close to the river. 05:47.279 --> 05:51.639 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I was looking, watching like. I felt bad but.. 05:51.639 --> 05:53.199 line:83% position:50% size:80% I don't know. 05:53.199 --> 05:55.439 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Steve and his mates could see what was happening 05:55.439 --> 05:57.480 line:83% position:50% size:80% and he stepped in and stopped it. 05:57.480 --> 06:02.199 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% There was my da like a child, crying for his cans. 06:02.399 --> 06:06.879 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% I don't see my da that much and I never told Steve it was the aul' fella. 06:06.879 --> 06:11.680 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I don't think he remembers but I did. I noticed. 06:11.680 --> 06:15.519 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Steve was.. That made me think. 06:15.519 --> 06:18.560 line:83% position:50% size:80% Steve was different. 06:18.920 --> 06:21.600 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I stopped hanging around there after that. 06:21.600 --> 06:23.600 line:83% position:50% size:80% It just seemed.. 06:26.920 --> 06:31.199 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% He better not leave me waiting there for an hour. 06:33.399 --> 06:35.680 line:83% position:50% size:80% Headwrecker. 06:36.240 --> 06:38.720 line:83% position:50% size:80% 10 minutes late, she loses the plot. 06:38.720 --> 06:43.199 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% Then she calms down but it's like a little bit of sand in her tracky bottoms. 06:43.199 --> 06:45.720 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% It's irritating the arse off her and she won't let go until 06:45.720 --> 06:50.000 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% she scratches it away, brings it up the next day. 06:50.000 --> 06:52.639 line:83% position:50% size:80% Which she did. Shit. 06:52.639 --> 06:55.199 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Was it the fuckin' kick off of a big one. 06:55.199 --> 06:57.480 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I didn't want to say it and I was going to leave but 06:57.480 --> 07:00.560 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% he left me standing there freezing my tits off at the lamp post. 07:00.560 --> 07:03.480 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I'm thinking, I'll kill that little Springfield sap when he gets here. 07:03.480 --> 07:06.720 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% And if he thinks he's getting a ride he can fuckin' whistle for it. 07:06.720 --> 07:10.319 line:83% position:50% size:80% Granted. I relented and we did. 07:10.439 --> 07:13.079 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% But I saved my anger for around 2 and I made sure 07:13.079 --> 07:14.600 line:83% position:50% size:80% he heard about it this morning. 07:14.600 --> 07:17.279 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Starts off as a ripple. Then turns into a wave. 07:17.279 --> 07:21.560 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% First about being late, then about the broader implications about being late. 07:21.560 --> 07:24.319 line:83% position:50% size:80% It was.. How did she put it? 07:24.319 --> 07:28.240 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Him in a nutshell. It's not that he doesn't care about people. 07:28.240 --> 07:30.160 line:83% position:50% size:80% He just doesn't think. 07:30.160 --> 07:33.079 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% It's like he's autistic or something when it comes to timekeeping. 07:33.079 --> 07:34.959 line:83% position:50% size:80% He's always late for work. 07:34.959 --> 07:37.639 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I told her I just don't feel like breaking my balls keeping time 07:37.639 --> 07:39.560 line:83% position:50% size:80% for a job I don't like. 07:39.560 --> 07:42.319 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% You try working in a pharmacy developing other people's photographs 07:42.319 --> 07:45.800 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% of their lives, their travels, the places they go, 07:45.800 --> 07:48.480 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% the things they bleedin' see. It's fuckin' depressing. 07:48.480 --> 07:51.079 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% This is what I'm talking about. This is him. 07:51.079 --> 07:54.720 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Moans but doesn't do anything. If something's broke, fix it. 07:54.720 --> 07:56.920 line:83% position:50% size:80% Don't like it, change it. 07:56.920 --> 08:00.120 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I listen to dozy bins talking about their holidays all the time. 08:00.120 --> 08:04.600 line:83% position:50% size:80% Ah I said, but my torment is visual. 08:06.279 --> 08:09.759 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% He's only just been away. Yeah, to the fuckin' Canaries. 08:09.759 --> 08:11.959 line:83% position:50% size:80% A travtacular Blur video on acid. 08:11.959 --> 08:14.759 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Hardly the interesting depths of the fuckin' rainforest. 08:14.759 --> 08:17.600 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% You see things in these photos. Places. 08:17.600 --> 08:19.800 line:83% position:50% size:80% Places other than here. 08:19.800 --> 08:23.319 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% And the occasional homemade porn but that's not the point. 08:23.319 --> 08:25.920 line:83% position:50% size:80% The Canaries is enough for her. 08:25.920 --> 08:27.759 line:83% position:50% size:80% This is enough for her. 08:27.759 --> 08:31.040 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% This. He means here with me. This is not enough for him? 08:31.040 --> 08:32.799 line:83% position:50% size:80% Sweet Christ. 08:32.799 --> 08:35.639 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Every female has the ability to take offence from things 08:35.639 --> 08:38.559 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% you didn't actually say but you said things which 08:38.559 --> 08:41.600 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% might have suggested what she thought you were going to say. 08:41.600 --> 08:44.360 line:83% position:50% size:80% Ergo you're a fuckin' shitebag. 08:44.360 --> 08:46.519 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I know people who just travel all over. 08:46.519 --> 08:49.120 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Thailand, Australia and all that shit. 08:49.120 --> 08:51.799 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Every time they get back they have to start again. 08:51.799 --> 08:55.240 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Savings gone. I can't handle that shit. 08:55.240 --> 08:57.399 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% It's not about what you accumulate by the end of your life. 08:57.399 --> 08:59.519 line:83% position:50% size:80% It's how you run the race. 08:59.519 --> 09:03.080 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% You don't just stop 10 metres in and set up camp. 09:03.080 --> 09:04.320 line:83% position:50% size:80% Fuckin' state of him. 09:04.320 --> 09:06.879 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Making me out to be this boring shite with no plans. 09:06.879 --> 09:10.679 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% Mr. fuckin' leave college after 8 months and then go work in a pharmacy. 09:10.679 --> 09:13.679 line:83% position:50% size:80% Go on. Way to sock it to the man. 09:13.679 --> 09:15.480 line:83% position:50% size:80% College was full of shitebags. 09:15.480 --> 09:18.799 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Oh, you're from Tallaght. Please don't take my handbag. 09:18.799 --> 09:20.200 line:83% position:50% size:80% Fuckin' hilarious. 09:20.200 --> 09:24.080 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% I told Sarah I had my reasons and I don't have to explain them to anyone. 09:24.080 --> 09:28.240 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Well you can explain them to me. I am your bird and.. Fuck. 09:28.240 --> 09:29.559 line:83% position:50% size:80% He has me saying it now. 09:29.559 --> 09:33.320 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I went to the Belgard with Sean and Damo to chill. 09:33.320 --> 09:35.320 line:83% position:50% size:80% Compose like. 09:35.320 --> 09:37.639 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% I'll have to make it up to her tonight. 09:37.639 --> 09:41.000 line:83% position:50% size:80% Bring around a DVD or something. 09:43.120 --> 09:47.000 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% Peace offering. Take away and a DVD. 09:48.000 --> 09:50.960 line:83% position:50% size:80% Grand. It better be something good. 09:55.720 --> 09:57.720 line:83% position:50% size:80% We watched Predator. 09:57.720 --> 10:01.320 align:middle line:77% position:50% size:80% When all said and done, he's a fuckin' eejit but.. 10:01.320 --> 10:04.360 line:83% position:50% size:80% Nah, he's just a fuckin' eejit. 10:23.039 --> 10:25.840 align:middle line:70% position:50% size:80% Subtitles: Tracey Carr, RTE 2009.