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TV: Welcome back to Just Tattoo Of
Us.

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Okay Rebecca, it's time to reveal
the tattoo that Chloe has picked
for ya.

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Are you ready?

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After three, remove your goggles.

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One, two.. three!

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What the fuck?

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What?  You said you love
Lewis Capaldi.

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I'd snap.  The hack of dat.

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Jaysus.  Would ya look.

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Everyone's gettin' married.

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Must be something in the vodka.

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Would you not ask Anto?
It's the 29th February.

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The huns can ask the fellas
today and all.

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No Tanya.  Do ya not remember
what happened the last time

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I asked Anto to do something?

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Could Nikita pelase come to the
Customer Service desk?

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There's ae lost fella here
lookin' for his moth.

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Ah but look, Kita. They have a
sepcial offer on in this shop.

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Free prosecco for brides and
bridesmaids trying on dresses.

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C'mon we go.

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I can be your bride of doner.

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It's honour you sap, not doner.
That's a kebab.

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Well you know what I mean.

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Plus you're missing the point.

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There's free drink!

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(sighs)

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Ah that's massive, hun.

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Stunnin'.

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What are you talkin' about Tanya?
I look like a bleedin' meringue.

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Ah, stop talking about
food, Kita.

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I'm starvin'.

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You're dripping sauce
everywhere.

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Relax!  It's grand.

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Same colour as the dress.

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Listen luv, the only sauce you need
to be worried about is this sauce
right here.

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And I'm all out.

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So, do ya think you'll ask him?
No Tanya.

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Will ya stop goin' on about that!

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I was only askin'.

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This is gettin' borin'.
I've got a better idea.

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Let's get tattoos.

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Just like on Tattoo Of Us, I'll pick
one for you and you pick one for me.

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I don't know, Tanya.  I'll let
you pick anythin' you want.

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Anythin'?  Alright!

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Fuck it. Let's go.

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For God's sake.  This is the third
time in a row this has happened
today!

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(gulps)

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# ( music)

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AGH!

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I don't think I'll go through
with the rest of this.

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I'm in bits!
Ah you're grand. Would ya stop.

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It's only your fanny.  You'd
swear you were in poxy labour.

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(SCREAMS)

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After three, take off your
ear goggles.

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One, two, three.

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Kita, I love it!

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Who's that with Bear Grylls?
That's Ant and Deck, ya tick.

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Whoever he is, he's gorgeous.

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You're bleedin' mad.

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Get outta me way.
It's my turn.

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After three, take off your...
Shut up Anto!

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What the fuck!

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Kita, you've made me the happiest
boy in all of the land.

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I do!
Gerrup ya tick.

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Are you for real, Tanya?

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What d'ya mean, Kita?

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This is even more romantic
than The Notebook.

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Gary, does your deal still
do chocolate fountains?

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