# (music)
TV: Welcome back to Just Tattoo Of Us.
Okay Rebecca, it's time to reveal the tattoo that Chloe has picked for ya.
Are you ready?
After three, remove your goggles.
One, two.. three!
What the fuck?
What? You said you love Lewis Capaldi.
I'd snap. The hack of dat.
Jaysus. Would ya look.
Everyone's gettin' married.
Must be something in the vodka.
Would you not ask Anto? It's the 29th February.
The huns can ask the fellas today and all.
No Tanya. Do ya not remember what happened the last time
I asked Anto to do something?
Could Nikita pelase come to the Customer Service desk?
There's ae lost fella here lookin' for his moth.
Ah but look, Kita. They have a sepcial offer on in this shop.
Free prosecco for brides and bridesmaids trying on dresses.
C'mon we go.
I can be your bride of doner.
It's honour you sap, not doner. That's a kebab.
Well you know what I mean.
Plus you're missing the point.
There's free drink!
(sighs)
Ah that's massive, hun.
Stunnin'.
What are you talkin' about Tanya? I look like a bleedin' meringue.
Ah, stop talking about food, Kita.
I'm starvin'.
You're dripping sauce everywhere.
Relax! It's grand.
Same colour as the dress.
Listen luv, the only sauce you need to be worried about is this sauce right here.
And I'm all out.
So, do ya think you'll ask him? No Tanya.
Will ya stop goin' on about that!
I was only askin'.
This is gettin' borin'. I've got a better idea.
Let's get tattoos.
Just like on Tattoo Of Us, I'll pick one for you and you pick one for me.
I don't know, Tanya. I'll let you pick anythin' you want.
Anythin'? Alright!
Fuck it. Let's go.
For God's sake. This is the third time in a row this has happened today!
(gulps)
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AGH!
I don't think I'll go through with the rest of this.
I'm in bits! Ah you're grand. Would ya stop.
It's only your fanny. You'd swear you were in poxy labour.
(SCREAMS)
After three, take off your ear goggles.
One, two, three.
Kita, I love it!
Who's that with Bear Grylls? That's Ant and Deck, ya tick.
Whoever he is, he's gorgeous.
You're bleedin' mad.
Get outta me way. It's my turn.
After three, take off your... Shut up Anto!
What the fuck!
Kita, you've made me the happiest boy in all of the land.
I do! Gerrup ya tick.
Are you for real, Tanya?
What d'ya mean, Kita?
This is even more romantic than The Notebook.
Gary, does your deal still do chocolate fountains?
Subtitles: RTÉ 2020.